The Maiden Heist is a comedy film directed by Peter Hewitt and starring Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken, William H. Macy, and Marcia Gay Harden.

Three museum security guards, Roger, Charles and George, devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after the new curator plans to have the art transferred to another museum in Denmark in favor of Scandinavian modernist sculptures, dung sculptures, and sculptures of famous fat cat Garfield. Roger has a wife, Rose, who is saving money for a trip to Florida on the same day as the planned heist. The three guards must overcome their criminal ineptitude to get away with their prized works of art.